tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-168379122011-04-21T21:25:02.518+02:00gladngthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17547254276364914975noreply@blogger.comBlogger381100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16837912.post-1158141630660669112006-09-13T11:59:00.000+02:002006-09-13T12:00:30.673+02:00<span style="font-size:85%;">Wo bleibt meine Spion-Kamera?</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16837912-115814163066066911?l=gladngt.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>gladngthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17547254276364914975noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16837912.post-1149936279552984942006-06-10T12:35:00.000+02:002006-06-10T12:46:36.386+02:00<span style="font-size:85%;">@ Herrn </span><a href="http://rohrkrieg.blogspot.com/2006/06/mehr-hype-fr-mehr-hybris.html"><span style="font-size:85%;">rohrkrieg</span></a><span style="font-size:85%;"><br />Bitte ein 12:0<br />Gestern hatts auch schon so gut geklappt mit dem Tippen.<br />Und dann auch noch Freischnaps pro deutsches Tor.<br />Alles auf Schland!<br /></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16837912-114993627955298494?l=gladngt.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>gladngthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17547254276364914975noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16837912.post-1147888585671306552006-05-17T19:53:00.000+02:002006-05-17T19:56:25.683+02:00<a href="http://eur.yimg.com/i/xp/premier_photo/8/80ab9e6f8f.jpg"><img style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://eur.yimg.com/i/xp/premier_photo/8/80ab9e6f8f.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><a href="http://www.adeptis.ru/vinci/john_maynard_keynes5.jpg"><img style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://www.adeptis.ru/vinci/john_maynard_keynes5.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><div align="center"><strong>John Maynard Keynes VS Maynard James Keenan</strong></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16837912-114788858567130655?l=gladngt.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>gladngthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17547254276364914975noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16837912.post-1146592048273970582006-05-02T19:46:00.000+02:002006-05-02T19:47:28.286+02:00<span style="font-size:85%;">''When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.''</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16837912-114659204827397058?l=gladngt.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>gladngthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17547254276364914975noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16837912.post-1146221039807346752006-04-28T12:42:00.000+02:002006-04-28T12:45:08.946+02:00<span style="font-size:85%;">Wenn man einen Bindfaden ganz fest um seinen Finger wickelt, läuft er irgendwann blau an.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16837912-114622103980734675?l=gladngt.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>gladngthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17547254276364914975noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16837912.post-1140950340394590532006-02-26T11:37:00.000+01:002006-02-26T11:42:44.620+01:00<div align="center"><span style="font-size:85%;">Narro*</span></div><div align="center"><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2020/1609/1600/narrenbuch.gif"><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2020/1609/200/narrenbuch.jpg" border="0" /></a> </div><div align="center"> </div><div align="left"><span style="font-size:78%;">*feat. Vogelgrippe<br /></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16837912-114095034039459053?l=gladngt.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>gladngthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17547254276364914975noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16837912.post-1139860155896548832006-02-13T20:47:00.000+01:002006-02-13T20:49:15.993+01:00<div align="center"><a href="http://img.epinions.com/images/opti/40/ef/281371-resized200.JPG"><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://img.epinions.com/images/opti/40/ef/281371-resized200.JPG" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:85%;"> The hand has five fingers, capable and powerful. With the ability to destroy as well as create. </span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:85%;">Open your eyes, open your mouths, close your hands and make a fist.<br /></span><div align="center"></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16837912-113986015589654883?l=gladngt.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>gladngthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17547254276364914975noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16837912.post-1139596463335534182006-02-10T19:32:00.000+01:002006-02-10T19:34:23.350+01:00<div align="center"><a href="http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/cultureshock/flashpoints/theater/images/hollywood_big.jpg"><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/cultureshock/flashpoints/theater/images/hollywood_big.jpg" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:85%;"> Hallo</span><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16837912-113959646333553418?l=gladngt.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>gladngthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17547254276364914975noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16837912.post-1139591988161027952006-02-10T18:18:00.000+01:002006-02-10T18:19:48.173+01:00<span style="font-size:85%;">Ich mach Schund, und?</span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">Ich mach Schund und mehr.</span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">Ich mach Schund, und?</span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">Ich mach Schund und</span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">Atlaaantik</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16837912-113959198816102795?l=gladngt.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>gladngthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17547254276364914975noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16837912.post-1139428917428250912006-02-08T20:58:00.000+01:002006-02-08T21:01:57.450+01:00<div align="center">Seele</div><br /><div align="center"><a href="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/78/Seelen-Biberach-Riss.jpg/306px-Seelen-Biberach-Riss.jpg"><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 200px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/78/Seelen-Biberach-Riss.jpg/306px-Seelen-Biberach-Riss.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">Außen knusprig, ist die Seele innen weich, luftig und feucht.</span><br /><br /><div align="center"><span style="font-size:85%;"></span> </div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16837912-113942891742825091?l=gladngt.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>gladngthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17547254276364914975noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16837912.post-1139334218176315342006-02-07T18:41:00.000+01:002006-02-07T18:45:17.340+01:00<span style="font-size:85%;">Heute kamen doch tatsächlich 2 Clip-Shows zweier TV-Serien zur gleichen Zeit.</span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">Zufall?</span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">Wohl kaum.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-size:78%;">(es handelt sich um die Simpsons und Malcolm Mittendrin)</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16837912-113933421817631534?l=gladngt.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>gladngthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17547254276364914975noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16837912.post-1139145766761533432006-02-05T14:11:00.000+01:002006-02-05T14:22:46.790+01:00<span style="font-size:85%;">Im Jemen gibt es 21 Mio. Einwohner und ca. 60-70 Mio. (private) Pistolen und Gewehre. Das ergibt 3 Schusswaffen pro Kopf, also auch Frauen und Kinder.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16837912-113914576676153343?l=gladngt.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>gladngthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17547254276364914975noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16837912.post-1138995556568725412006-02-03T20:21:00.000+01:002006-02-03T20:39:16.583+01:00<a href="http://rohrkrieg.blogspot.com/"><span style="font-size:85%;">rohrkriegs </span></a><span style="font-size:85%;">Wunsch sei mir Befehl</span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"></span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">Vier Jobs in meinem Leben</span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">Schüler (noch 2 Jährchen)</span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">Zeitungsausträger</span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">Zuhälter (an Fastnacht)</span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">früher hab ich mal Steine verkauft</span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"></span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">Vier Filme, die ich immer wieder sehen kann</span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">Taxi Driver</span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">Scarface</span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">City of god</span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">Star Wars</span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"></span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">Vier Orte, an denen ich gelebt habe</span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">Freiburg</span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">Überlingen</span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">Überlingen</span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">Mama</span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"></span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">Vier TV-Serien, die ich sehr gern sehe</span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">Simpsons</span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">Futurama</span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">Frontal 21 (nja, der Koll is einfach zu geil)</span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">Real World Staffel 1-12.000</span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"></span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">Vier Orte, an denen ich Urlaub gemacht habe</span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">Amsterdam</span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">Tunis</span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">Iowa</span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">Samos</span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"></span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">Vier meiner Lieblingsgerichte</span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">Maultaschen</span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">Sushi</span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">Krautwickel</span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">Pfannkuchen</span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"></span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">Vier Webseiten, die ich täglich besuche</span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">web.de</span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">wikipedia</span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">Blog</span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">soadfans.de *blush*</span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"></span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">Vier Orte, wo ich jetzt lieber wäre</span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">USA</span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">Japan</span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">1981</span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">Xanadu</span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"></span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">Vier Blogger, die das mitmachen sollen</span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">Ich</span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">kenn</span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">zu</span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">viele</span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"></span><br /><span style="font-size:78%;">Hi</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16837912-113899555656872541?l=gladngt.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>gladngthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17547254276364914975noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16837912.post-1138974223245738082006-02-03T14:39:00.000+01:002006-02-03T14:43:43.266+01:00<span style="font-size:85%;">...today's the day the music died.</span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"></span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16837912-113897422324573808?l=gladngt.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>gladngthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17547254276364914975noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16837912.post-1138899192535709622006-02-02T17:48:00.000+01:002006-02-02T17:55:19.796+01:00<span style="font-size:85%;"><em>"Man kann die Leute nicht mehr fertig machen so wie früher. Heute gibt es andere Methoden. Am besten ist es, den Leuten Geschichten zu erzählen die absolut sinnlos sind, so wie damals als ich mit der Fähre nach Shelbyville rübergefahren bin. Alles was ich brauchte war ein neuer Absatz für meinen Schuh, also beschloss ich nach Morganville rüber zu fahren, was zu damaliger Zeit aber noch Shelbyville hieß. Da hab ich mir eine Zwiebel an den Gürtel gehängt, das war damals übrigens üblich und die Überfahrt hat 5 cent gekostet und auf dem 5 cent Stück war damals noch ein wunderschöner Hummelschwarm abgebildet. Gib mir 5 Hummelschwärme für nen Viertel-Dollar, hieß es. ... wo waren wir stehen geblieben, achja ... der springende Punkt war, dass ich ne Zwiebel am Gürtel hatte, was damals absolut üblich war. Es gab keine weißen Zwiebeln, weil Krieg war. Das einzige was es gab waren diese riesigen gelben ..."</em></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16837912-113889919253570962?l=gladngt.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>gladngthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17547254276364914975noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16837912.post-1138812402910444022006-02-01T17:20:00.000+01:002006-02-01T17:46:42.930+01:00<div align="center"><a href="http://www.now-im-here.com/driven22.jpg"><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 200px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://www.now-im-here.com/driven22.jpg" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:85%;"> It finally happened!</span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:78%;"></span> </div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:78%;">muahahahahahaha</span></div><div align="center"><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16837912-113881240291044402?l=gladngt.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>gladngthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17547254276364914975noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16837912.post-1138556297306327072006-01-29T18:37:00.000+01:002006-01-29T18:38:49.200+01:00<span style="font-size:85%;">Ja.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16837912-113855629730632707?l=gladngt.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>gladngthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17547254276364914975noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16837912.post-1138372244255340462006-01-27T15:26:00.000+01:002006-01-27T15:30:44.270+01:00<span style="font-size:85%;"><em>Right now I feel malenky bit of pain in the gulliver from all those bezoomny slovos, so I should try to get a bit of spatchka, or at least try and relax on the podooshka to calm my mozg, peet some chai and slooshy to Jonny Zhivago.</em></span><br /><em><span style="font-size:85%;"></span></em><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">der gute alte Ludwig van...</span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">noch 14 Jahre, 11 Monate und 18 Tage.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16837912-113837224425534046?l=gladngt.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>gladngthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17547254276364914975noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16837912.post-1138280333958600602006-01-26T13:56:00.000+01:002006-01-26T13:58:53.980+01:00<div align="center"><a href="http://www.bergen-filmklubb.no/images/Taxi_Driver_stort_2.jpg"><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://www.bergen-filmklubb.no/images/Taxi_Driver_stort_2.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">Hallo</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16837912-113828033395860060?l=gladngt.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>gladngthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17547254276364914975noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16837912.post-1138128786683665052006-01-24T19:45:00.000+01:002006-01-24T20:01:05.253+01:00<span style="font-size:85%;">Auf meinem </span></span><a href="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/36/Globus.jpg/180px-Globus.jpg"><span style="font-size:85%;">Globus</span></a><span style="font-size:85%;"> der Firma Scan-Globe A/S aus Kopenhagen fehlt der Name einer Stadt im Norden von Nordkorea.</span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">Südlich von Vladivostok gelegen sollte laut Symbolbeschreibung diese Stadt eine Einwohnerzahl von 100.000 bis 500.000 Menschen haben.</span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">Jetz bleib ich dumm.</span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">Und bleib auf meiner Geographie 3 sitzen.</span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">Diese Dänen...<br /><br /></span><span style="font-size:85%;"></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16837912-113812878668366505?l=gladngt.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>gladngthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17547254276364914975noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16837912.post-1138038856587021352006-01-23T18:48:00.000+01:002006-01-23T18:54:16.610+01:00<div align="center"><span style="font-size:85%;">oder das bunteste Narkosemittel der Welt:</span> </div><div align="center"> </div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:85%;">Apu: Pass auf sie wacht auf!</span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:85%;">Homer: Keine Angst, ich hab Chloroform dabei</span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:85%;">........</span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:85%;">Homer: So.</span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:85%;">Apu: Du Idiot! Das sind colorierte Förmchen!</span></div><p align="center"><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://www.elearningtoys.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/guidecraft_geo_forms_big.jpg" border="0" /><a href="http://www.elearningtoys.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/guidecraft_geo_forms_big.jpg"></a></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16837912-113803885658702135?l=gladngt.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>gladngthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17547254276364914975noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16837912.post-1137847180634304262006-01-21T13:36:00.000+01:002006-01-21T13:39:40.643+01:00<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2020/1609/1600/auto(atom)bombe.jpg"><img style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2020/1609/320/auto%28atom%29bombe.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"></span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">Für alle, die nach schnellem Überfliegen Atom statt Auto lesen:</span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">Willkommen im Club</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16837912-113784718063430426?l=gladngt.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>gladngthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17547254276364914975noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16837912.post-1137685087529083772006-01-19T16:24:00.000+01:002006-01-19T17:57:36.273+01:00<div align="center"> <span style="font-size:85%;">Fingerverlängerer</span> </div><div align="center"><br /> </div><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2020/1609/320/finglonger.jpg" border="0" /><span style="font-size:85%;">Der Fingerverlängerer ist ein langer Stock, den man auf den Zeigefinger aufsetzt und damit weit entfernte Knöpfe drücken kann.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16837912-113768508752908377?l=gladngt.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>gladngthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17547254276364914975noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16837912.post-1137439247228380572006-01-16T20:19:00.000+01:002006-01-16T20:20:47.236+01:00<div align="center"><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2020/1609/1600/wishyouwerehre.jpg"><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2020/1609/320/wishyouwerehre.jpg" border="0" /></a> <span style="font-size:85%;">Hallo</span><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16837912-113743924722838057?l=gladngt.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>gladngthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17547254276364914975noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16837912.post-1137349995977224452006-01-15T19:27:00.000+01:002006-01-15T19:33:15.986+01:00<span style="font-size:85%;">Ich will ja unsern Herrn </span><a href="http://rohrkrieg.blogspot.com/"><span style="font-size:85%;">rohrkrieg</span></a><span style="font-size:85%;"> nicht nachahmen, aber ich mag<br /><br /></span><p></p><p><span style="font-size:85%;"></span></p><p><span style="font-size:85%;"></span> </p><p><span style="font-size:85%;"><a href="http://www.naturseide-stoffe-online.de/ebay/bilder/Kunstfaser/kf21_305.jpg"><img style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://www.naturseide-stoffe-online.de/ebay/bilder/Kunstfaser/kf21_305.jpg" border="0" /></a></span></p><p><span style="font-size:85%;"></span> </p><p><span style="font-size:85%;"></span> </p><p><span style="font-size:85%;">Nadelstreifen</span></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16837912-113734999597722445?l=gladngt.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>gladngthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17547254276364914975noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16837912.post-1137275047720069902006-01-14T22:28:00.001+01:002006-01-14T22:44:07.720+01:00<span style="font-size:85%;">Wenn es etwas gibt, was ich am Fernsehen nicht leiden kann, ist es, neben der Übermacht an lächerlichen Mittagssendungen, Klingeltonwerbung und Viva und Wintersportübertragungen, wohl die Schneidepolitk mancher Privatsender, was sich soeben am Beispiel von <em>Indiana Jones und der Tempel des Todes </em>auf Pro7 bestätigte. Da fielen bestimmt 5 Minuten von dem ansonsten tollen Film der Schere zum Opfer, darunter der inhaltlich wichtige Kampf zwischen dem Kinderkönig der okkulten Sekte und Indianas kleinem asiatischen Begleiter, bei dem ich absolut nichts entdecken kann, was für Kinder ab 6 verwerflich wäre. Dafür sehen wir aber später britische Armisten auf mit Pfeil und Bogen bewaffnete Sektenanhänger schießen und diese dann im Freiflug in eine hundert Meter tiefe Schlucht, auf deren Grund gefräßige Krokodile auf sie warten.</span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">Gut, die Szene, bei der dem armen Todeskandidaten im Tempel das Herz bei lebendigem Leibe aus der Brust gerissen wird, darf hier fehlen.</span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">Da muss ich bei dem Kinderkampf nur umso mehr in den Kopf schütteln.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16837912-113727504772006990?l=gladngt.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>gladngthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17547254276364914975noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16837912.post-1137079052615862452006-01-12T16:14:00.000+01:002006-01-12T16:17:32.653+01:00<div align="center"><span style="font-size:85%;">Ja Klotz, Klotz<br />groß und schwer, was solls?<br />Ja Klotz, Klotz<br />ist besser als gut, ist toll!<br />Alle wollen den Klotz,<br />sonst gibts was auf den Potz!<br />Alle lieben Klotz.</span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:85%;"></span></div><div align="center"> </div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:78%;"><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://www.toplicence.be/gameimages/PMT15234_B.gif" border="0" />Klotz - von Blammo</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16837912-113707905261586245?l=gladngt.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>gladngthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17547254276364914975noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16837912.post-1136658572282781682006-01-07T19:28:00.000+01:002006-01-16T20:21:53.856+01:00<a href="http://www.serienoldies.de/images/hallo_spencer_spencer.jpg"><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://www.serienoldies.de/images/hallo_spencer_spencer.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div align="center"><span style="font-size:85%;">Hallo</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16837912-113665857228278168?l=gladngt.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>gladngthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17547254276364914975noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16837912.post-1135699443420561102005-12-27T17:01:00.000+01:002005-12-27T17:06:21.460+01:00<span style="font-size:85%;">Aus meiner neuen Bibel, dem Anhalter durch die Galaxis:</span><br /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><em>"Größer als das Allergrößte und dann noch ein bißchen mehr. Also, noch viel größer als das; wirklich wahnsinnig kolossal, eine absolut phantastisch lange, "echt, Mann, das ist riesig"-Zeit. Unendlich ist einfach so groß, dass im Vergleich dazu das Großsein selber richtig mickrig aussieht. Gigantisch multipliziert mit kolossal multipliziert mit überwältigend riesig, das ist ungefähr die Vorstellung, die wir hier begreiflich zu machen versuchen."</em></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16837912-113569944342056110?l=gladngt.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>gladngthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17547254276364914975noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16837912.post-1134916647319424702005-12-18T15:35:00.000+01:002005-12-18T15:37:27.326+01:00<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2020/1609/1600/kilroy.0.jpg"><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2020/1609/320/kilroy.0.jpg" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16837912-113491664731942470?l=gladngt.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>gladngthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17547254276364914975noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16837912.post-1134132283850053362005-12-09T13:40:00.000+01:002005-12-09T13:44:43.860+01:00<span style="font-size:85%;">Wer hat heute Geburtstag?</span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">Du? Na dann herzlichen Glückwunsch.</span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"></span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">Ach ja, teil deine Glückwünsche mit John Malkovich, der wird heute nämlich 52.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16837912-113413228385005336?l=gladngt.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>gladngthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17547254276364914975noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16837912.post-1133810885918375022005-12-05T20:26:00.000+01:002005-12-05T20:28:21.566+01:00<span style="font-size:85%;">gladngt(05:47 PM) : haja, Mr X kommt sicher vorbei hier<br />Fritz (06:07 PM) : k<br />gladngt (06:08 PM) : du hast ne recht lange leitung<br />Fritz (06:20 PM) : meinst du meinen penis?<br />gladngt(06:20 PM) : nein aber genau das mein ich</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16837912-113381088591837502?l=gladngt.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>gladngthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17547254276364914975noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16837912.post-1133714655554548012005-12-04T17:28:00.000+01:002005-12-04T17:46:35.770+01:00<div align="center"><span style="font-size:85%;"><strong>The Proclaimers</strong> - I would walk 500 miles (I'm gonna be)</span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:85%;"></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:85%;">vs.</span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:85%;"></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:85%;"><strong>The Hooters</strong> - 500 miles</span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:85%;"></span> </div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:85%;"></span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-size:85%;">Schwer zu sagen. Auf der einen Seite die britischen Proclaimers mit dem Pop-Bonus und dem einschlägigsten Refrain, auf der anderen die Folkrock Experten aus den Staaten. </span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-size:85%;">One hit wonder gegen Hitmaschine (man vergleiche nur "And we danced" oder "All you zombies").</span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-size:85%;">Live-8 '05 gegen original Live Aid '85.</span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-size:85%;">Die Verkünder gegen die Hot-Pants tragenden Busenwunder.</span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-size:85%;"></span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-size:85%;"></span> </div><div align="left"><span style="font-size:85%;">Ich komme zu dem Entschluss dieses Mal doch die Proclaimers als Gewinner zu küren, wahrscheinlich wegen dem Pop-Bonus.</span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-size:85%;">Bei Folkrock hör ich doch lieber die Eagles.</span></div><div align="center"></div><div align="center"></div><div align="center"></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16837912-113371465555454801?l=gladngt.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>gladngthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17547254276364914975noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16837912.post-1133527463816499782005-12-02T13:42:00.000+01:002005-12-02T13:45:18.640+01:00<span style="font-size:85%;">da denke ich an</span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"></span><br /><div align="center"><em><span style="font-size:85%;">Sauerkraut</span></em></div><div align="center"><em><span style="font-size:85%;"></span></em> </div><div align="center"><em><span style="font-size:85%;">Oh du mein schönes Heimatland,</span></em></div><div align="center"><em><span style="font-size:85%;">wo man das Sauerkraut erfand.</span></em></div><div align="center"><em><span style="font-size:85%;">Wir preisen dich und singen laut:</span></em></div><div align="center"><em><span style="font-size:85%;">Friede - Freiheit - Sauerkraut!</span></em></div><div align="center"><em><span style="font-size:85%;"></span></em> </div><br /><div align="center"><em><span style="font-size:85%;">Helme Heine; Sauerkraut</span></em></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16837912-113352746381649978?l=gladngt.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>gladngthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17547254276364914975noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16837912.post-1133450113208708312005-12-01T16:11:00.000+01:002005-12-01T16:15:13.220+01:00<a href="http://membres.lycos.fr/cigale76/picto/photos%20aliments/banane.jpg"><img style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 200px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://membres.lycos.fr/cigale76/picto/photos%20aliments/banane.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><a href="http://www.georgetown.edu/faculty/irvinem/visualarts/Image-Library/Gormley/Field-terracotta-figures-detail-1993.jpg"><img style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 200px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://www.georgetown.edu/faculty/irvinem/visualarts/Image-Library/Gormley/Field-terracotta-figures-detail-1993.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><a href="http://www.cusatours.com/Day%20Trips/O/apple%20pie.jpg"><img style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 200px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://www.cusatours.com/Day%20Trips/O/apple%20pie.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">Welches Lied vierer armeninsch-libanesisch-amerikanischer Musiker suche ich?</span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16837912-113345011320870831?l=gladngt.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>gladngthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17547254276364914975noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16837912.post-1133384370460147882005-11-30T21:35:00.000+01:002005-12-01T11:41:50.773+01:00<span style="font-size:85%;">An dieser Stelle möchte ich auf die britische Rockband <strong>Badfinger</strong> aufmerksam machen, die uns in den 1960/70ern so wunderbare Songs wie No Matter What, Day after day oder It don't come easy bescherten.<br />Bei den meisten wohl eher unbekannt, da im Schatten vierer Pilzköpfe dieser Zeit, landete die Band mit den oben genannten Titeln große Hits in den USA. So brachten es die vier Musiker aus Südengland auch zu Gastauftritten auf Platten von John Lennon und George Harrison.<br />Nach dem Wechsel zu Warner Bros. Records 1973 blieb der Erfolg jedoch aus, finanzielle und gesetzliche Schwierigkeiten häuften sich.<br />Daraufhin erhängte sich der Sänger Pete Ham in seiner Garage. Die Band löste sich auf.<br />1978 stießen für eine Reunion 2 neue Mitglieder zur Band, es konnte jedoch nicht and die Erfolge vergangener Zeit angeknüpft werden. Gründungsmitglied Tom Evans fand den gleichen Ausweg aus der Misere wie Ham 8 Jahre zuvor und erhängte sich ebenfalls.<br />1983 wurde die Band endgültig aufgelöst.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16837912-113338437046014788?l=gladngt.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>gladngthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17547254276364914975noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16837912.post-1133287620275488162005-11-29T19:05:00.000+01:002005-12-01T11:45:36.793+01:00<span style="font-size:85%;">Fett Dude: Genau 4 Pfund Fett...das macht.....67 Cents<br />Homer: Juhu!<br />Bart: Dad, allein der Speck hat 27 Dollar gekostet!<br />Homer: Den hat auch deine Mutter bezahlt.<br />Bart: Bekommt sie ihr Haushaltsgeld nicht von dir?<br />Homer: Ja und ich verdiene mein Geld mit Fett, wo ist das Problem?</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16837912-113328762027548816?l=gladngt.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>gladngthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17547254276364914975noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16837912.post-1126974055665921682005-09-17T18:15:00.000+02:002005-12-01T11:46:19.126+01:00<span style="font-size:85%;">Heute lernte ich, nackt auf Stelzen zu laufen.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16837912-112697405566592168?l=gladngt.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>gladngthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17547254276364914975noreply@blogger.com21